If you’re looking to boost your respectability among strippers, keep the following rules in mind:
ü Respect her stage name.
No, her name is not really Destiny – or Angel, Candy, Cherry, Porsche or Desiree, for that matter. But the stage name is there for a reason. Don’t delude yourself to think that she has been so charmed by you that she is going to tell you her real name. For your purposes, her name is ‘Fantasia’. Leave it at that.
No, her name is not really Destiny – or Angel, Candy, Cherry, Porsche or Desiree, for that matter. But the stage name is there for a reason. Don’t delude yourself to think that she has been so charmed by you that she is going to tell you her real name. For your purposes, her name is ‘Fantasia’. Leave it at that.
ü Tip her like you mean it.
Unless you don’t really mean it, in which case you should just tip her anyway. You’re a gentleman in a gentlemen’s club, and your role is to keep this service and establishment running. Are you amazed by her skills on the pole? Let her know that with an encouraging cheer and a handsome tip. In fact, you could probably leave the cheer out altogether. Likewise, anyone that obviously shows you a bit of extra attention is probably doing so because she can sense that you’re the kind of gentleman who rewards that sort of behaviour. Don’t prove her wrong on this one.
Unless you don’t really mean it, in which case you should just tip her anyway. You’re a gentleman in a gentlemen’s club, and your role is to keep this service and establishment running. Are you amazed by her skills on the pole? Let her know that with an encouraging cheer and a handsome tip. In fact, you could probably leave the cheer out altogether. Likewise, anyone that obviously shows you a bit of extra attention is probably doing so because she can sense that you’re the kind of gentleman who rewards that sort of behaviour. Don’t prove her wrong on this one.
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| Tip her like you mean it, after all you're a gentleman. |
ü She is not a prostitute.
And even if she is, the fact that she is a stripper certainly does not make her a prostitute. Treat a woman – a professional dancer who’s an expert at her craft and has turned that into a handsome living. If your goal is to behave like a gentleman in the company of Gold Coast strippers, then you need to treat them with a hefty dose of dignity and respect.
And even if she is, the fact that she is a stripper certainly does not make her a prostitute. Treat a woman – a professional dancer who’s an expert at her craft and has turned that into a handsome living. If your goal is to behave like a gentleman in the company of Gold Coast strippers, then you need to treat them with a hefty dose of dignity and respect.
ü When you’re getting a chair dance, consider yourself part of the chair.
We all know the rules about no touching, groping or grasping at the stripper while she dances. This is actually a serious offence that can be punished by law in certain places. Even if not, it can certainly be punished by the bouncers. The best way to approach a chair dance is as an extension of the chair itself. Let yourself be an inanimate article of furniture that she dances with, and she’ll see to it that you enjoy the experience. She’s a professional, after all, and she’s probably much better at anticipating your needs than you are.
We all know the rules about no touching, groping or grasping at the stripper while she dances. This is actually a serious offence that can be punished by law in certain places. Even if not, it can certainly be punished by the bouncers. The best way to approach a chair dance is as an extension of the chair itself. Let yourself be an inanimate article of furniture that she dances with, and she’ll see to it that you enjoy the experience. She’s a professional, after all, and she’s probably much better at anticipating your needs than you are.
ü Don’t waste her time unless you’re ordering a dance.
In most establishments, strippers make the best money when someone actually orders a dance from them. If you want to talk to her, the least you can do is buy her a drink – and then a couple more depending on how long you talk. Beyond that, you better be tipping big or at least planning on ordering a dance from her. This is her job, after all, not a hobby that she indulges in hopes of meeting someone as ravishingly good-looking as you are.
In most establishments, strippers make the best money when someone actually orders a dance from them. If you want to talk to her, the least you can do is buy her a drink – and then a couple more depending on how long you talk. Beyond that, you better be tipping big or at least planning on ordering a dance from her. This is her job, after all, not a hobby that she indulges in hopes of meeting someone as ravishingly good-looking as you are.
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| This is her job... and what a job they do! |
ü Understand that there is no reality in which she wants you to kiss her.
No matter how wantonly she is staring into your eyes; regardless of how many times she has brushed past you or sent you an electrified glance – she really is just working. Her job is to push your manly urges into high gear; and your job is to restrain them. It’s the conflict and frustration that make the entire experience enjoyable.
No matter how wantonly she is staring into your eyes; regardless of how many times she has brushed past you or sent you an electrified glance – she really is just working. Her job is to push your manly urges into high gear; and your job is to restrain them. It’s the conflict and frustration that make the entire experience enjoyable.
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